Wednesday 9 September 2020

Banig ProcAnal of Ads

      Process Analysis of Advertising


     How do you advertise in this era? Many still cling on their old methods of  "posters" and "flyers" while using famous and influential personalities in an attempt to cater to their much needed audience. Others, try to catch up with the new, transferring their puffied-up pretty pictures of possible persuasion of people potentially purchasing or participating in their product. However, I myself am a common user of the new fangled ethernets, so I have a plan to sell tree-quilt beds(??)


                      We all know that modern technology is the hottest invention on the planet (before Elon Musk's NeuraLink takes over) so we'll focus on that. So now, we are all aware that YT or Social Media ads are incredibly time-wasting and annoying, but, why do those products still get costumers even though there's a WHOLE LOT of stigma? Well, that's because of Culture, people buy and use products (in the Modern era), to blend and join in with the cultural phenomena of their social circles whether online or offline, the point being, HOW do we make our product sell online without being too annoying or reliant on just how bad it is. Memes, yes, thats right bucko, memes. But why, memes? Once again it is the culture, if we can ingrain our product in the internet culture of today, without using invasive methods we just have to do memes or posts that secretly advertise the product to influence people subconsciously


All in all, just go with the ever changing culture. Use the modern era of individual creation to spread your own individual creations. Put some banig posts I guess to make people go, "Huh, that's kinda interesting/cool", but as long as we put it in their minds, we'll be ok.  

                       

Tuesday 18 February 2020

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              ANTI-COMMUNIST AND ANTI-CAPITALIST                                                   PROPAGANDA

  

                        Ang Pilipinas ay nakakaapekto ng isang halimbawa ng masamang epekto ng
            Kapitalismo,  Dahil sa Akumulasyon ng pera at impluwensya sa mga mayaman. Ang grupong tao ito ay ang pinkamalakas kahit sila ay ang pinakamaliit tungkol sa kanilang miyembro. Sila ay ang 1% sa bansa ang mga pinuno ng mga malaking negosyo sa Pilipinas at sa mga iba pang bansa. Pero, hindi sila talaga ang aking problema sa panahon ngayon ang aking problema ay ang kanilang gawi                                                              para hindi sila magiging bagsak. 

                              Sa systemang Kapitalismo, binibigyan ang mga may-ari ng negosyo 
at ang mga tao makakagawa ng trabaho para sa "Working Class". Pero dahil sa iyon ang mga gawi ng mga pinakamayaman na negosyo ay nagiging brutal upang mawawala ang kanilang kompetisyon. Hindi talaga ligtas na magagawa ang mga tao ng isang negosyo na mayroong isang produkto o serbisyo na mayroon na sa mga mas malaki na franchise. Dahil sa ito walang siguradong posibilidad na matatagumpay ang iyong bagong buissness. Ang aking problema sa iyon ay tungkol sa kanilang impluwensya sa economic market, kung sila lamang ang mga tao na magbigay ng isang produkto, parang sila ay nagiging kommunista dahil sa panuto ni Josef Stalin tungkol sa kanyang sariling uri ng Communism "Every product shall be produced by only one entity, the entity shall only be focused on the innovation and distribution of the product".

                              Kung tagumpay ang mga gawi ng mga malaking negosyo, hindi na
ang ekonomiya ng Pilipinas o sa mga ibang bansa Kapitalismo o ang mga ibang klase ng Kapitalismo, tayo ay magiging isang Stalinistic na bansa. Ang solusyon ng problema ito ay magagawa tayo ng mga batas tungkol sa akumulasyon ng pera at ng mga malaking negosyo para hindi sila ang unang at huling mapagpipilian tungkol sa isang produkto.









Monday 20 January 2020

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                                                   Photo captured by the UN

                          "DISASTER PREPAREDNESS"

                                        We, the Filipino people, stand on one of the most disaster prone areas in the world. We, the Filipino people, have endured through all that occurs, whether it may be tsunamis, earthquakes, fires and volcanoes. We have survived it all. However, we must not assume that we have truly survived, we didn't all of these disasters caused destruction and pain, loss of family and life, we had never gone through these horrific events unharmed. In order to truly survive, with as little losses as we can afford. We must prepare, and that is what this essay was made for. To prepare.



                                         With new technologies growing and developing all across the world. Saving more people from disasters has become a lot more easier compared to the olden days of superstitions and unwieldy creations based on loose scientific fact. But, our technology has not reached the point of stopping disaster all together. But they have given us more time to prepare. If you wish to save your homes, the modern era has given us earthquake-proof concrete all fire-insulating walls. If you want to make your belongings to survive, technology has given us special bags and other carriers to defend against shock, fire and blunt force. But we can't rely on these technology alone. We need our communities to help afford, set-up or even create these life saving things. Technology wins battles, but the will of the people shall win the war. It is us, the community that must support and defend those who are vulnerable to disaster. To prepare for disaster, is by the will of everyone, their resolve to survive, and to see others survive with them.

                     
                                             All-in-all, disaster preparedness needs at least 2 things, people and what they have made. What we have made is out inventions, they will save us from the randomness of nature using our big brains. People is us, we will make the inventions and bring them to those who need it. The 2 cannot survive with the other, they must be used in conjunction in order to help us truly survive. This, is true disaster preparedness

Sunday 4 August 2019

Thoughts On The Basilica del Santo Nino





The Basilica del Santo Nino is a pretty cool place and a must visit for Filipino Catholics and Catholics in general to visit. As you can see by the pic, its pretty old, 454 years old to be exact (yes Johan did do the math himself) and its very, very large the picture is but a small piece of the area.
Also this isn't really the entrance, its technically inside but outside as well (Sounds paradoxical but once you get there it makes sense) it actually leads into the main church area like any normal church but there are so many visitors that sometimes they use the "courtyard" outside to join the mass (and in special occasions it can even reach the streets). Then there's the outer church area, it has two layers: the ground and the higher area. The higher area is much more cooler because it has a bunch of statues behind the pews. And of course, the most important location of the Basilica is the cross planted by Ferdinand Magellan himself, this, my friends, literally the reason why people visit. It is history, it is the beginning of one of the most zealous Catholic societies in the world.

Other Notable Locations Include


  • The Museum
  • The really cool fish pond
The Basilica was formed around the miraculous surviving Child Jesus statuette when the village it was located in was burned to the ground by the conquering Spaniard people. The church began its construction during 1565 where it used to be made of simple nipa leaves and wooden boards. After managing to survive the whole Filipino rebellion, The Great War and World War 2 its materials were replaced by more sturdy stuff such as concrete and stone. After a few years during 2013 it had also managed to survive an earthquake.

This place is nothing short of a miracle, after surviving so many events its no wonder that people love to visit this glorious place, namely due to its famous locations and the history behind it. I haven't heard that it might get destroyed or something to make an SM Mall or whatever, but if it would happen I would be against it. Since this is an important heritage site that sets the history of Catholicism in the Philippines and is a hotspot for tourists and Filipinos from the other islands.




Tuesday 19 March 2019

School Project

Family Day At ACT

It was January 27, 2019, cold, white, silent. Our classroom wan't that, we were screaming about, throwing random dirty object to wherever possible, and other things. That was the laws of the land until, we were told to go to the lobby and listen to some announcements for the cleaning
our classroom was chosen to clean the canteen, the most disgusting part of the campus, in an already disgusting school.

Here Begins the initial stages, we cleaned the tables and stalls, eliminated plastics and other one-use items out of existence and annoyed any senior high student in the vicinity. It was and absolute cluster fuck of brooms, bags, lost gloves, ants, nine year olds and screaming. I was part of the 6th broom battalion, pushing back the filth menace in the lower chambers known as "The Realm Between The Canteen and Grass" and entrusting the captured fiends to alyas "Bato" and her trash bag. The 6th Broom Battalion was comprised of me, Joaquin, Rhys and Alexis Red, we were the ones who had joined the battle of the Siomai King, The Clash in Two Tables and many others when the battle had started developing.

Second Phase.
The second phase was to go to the other part of the canteen, or the park. It was pretty dirty, of course children and highschoolers alike plagued the land throwing thousands upon hundreds upon tens (Ok what did I just write?), and had murdered sweet, innocent, precious grass by literally planting cups or something in the soil (WHO DOES THAT?). Soon after all the regiments had finished the initial stage and had begun attack the park. We had just started to siege the main circle(?) of the area. It wasn't that bad though, just a few little piles here and there, mabye a little spilled rice or the occasional MCDonald's food bag but nothing too extreme. However, that was when we encountered the land 2 inches further from drop point. It was absolute madness, the garbage was everywhere. It was like a non-water flood of smelly filth and rot. The 6th battalion had to merge with the 1st regiment of glove pickers and The Bag Rangers in order to properly perform clean-up operations inside of our specific location. 

Monday 18 March 2019

Family Day In ACT

Twas a warm January heat, I, Johan had gone to school during Sunday to have our family day. Peculiar time I thought,
believing the perfect time would've been one of the school days to you know,
miss classes, however that would be unfortunate because my education institution has had a habit of shutting down due to the most retarded of reasons. Anyway it began like any school event just doods going along with doods doing whatever their personality dictates them to do. But for me, I was doing the exact same thing, hanging out with the GUCCI GANG because ancient, forgotten members had returned from the depth of the dark, unknowable, placid ocean of time long forgot. After we had reunited we had multiple random adventures such as

  • Despacito In The Hallway!
  • Kicking Bushes
  • Hold-up The Muscial!
  • India Jones and The T-Series Rock!
  • Jojo References Galorapalooza!
And many more!

Time passed, they've gone to greener pastures, and the dancing competition for each and every classroom begins! I don't really remember a lot but there were good highlights like
my English teacher trying to seem hip and young but Succeeding/Failing greatly. Grade 5 students acting like college hookers, Bird Box except it's on a 10 Peso budget and so on. Ours had nothing interesting though, except for that one weird dance move where you stand still while you voluntarily give your legs a goddamn seizure. Yeah that's all.

James and The Giant Peach; A Play I saw In SM Seaside

When I had gone to SM Seaside for a compulsory but FREE viewing of a play acted by a bunch of little preschoolers from the school I come from and I, Johan was slightly irritated of the fact that I had to go there on such a fine day.
However I was hopeful on meeting my school mates during an extended weekend from complications in our campus. Nevertheless the presentation had started whilst me and the BOIS had taken our seats and talked about things other than the play. But I, Johan had listened in case one of the essay-vomiting teachers had planned a writing activity over this event regarding the plot. So it goes along like this, after multiple other tangents of unrelated Disney movies that confuses I, Johan to this very day (and I don't know exactly why they shoved it in there), which, if memory serves go from Frozen to Mulan to Wicked and others, somehow go before the actual main plot which is James and The Giant Peach. Then it continues on, If you have seen the original movie (Exactly as I, Johan had done) you would understand just what happened in the bizarre adventure that took place. But for those who haven't here it goes... (I think that they changed a few things so I guess, yeah)
James is a boy living in a rock(?) house(?) and is loved dearly by his parents
One day he just wants to climb up the Burj Khalifa or something and just stands there until something (It was pretty long so I don't remember the details all that much). And he escapes home or something but a curse(?)  or something just cucks him and now he a tiny boi. Because of this he encounters a cricket, probably a butterfly, and a spider and they travel along the city on the titular Giant Peach and somehow Elsa comes along but I don't really remember and don't really care so after other confusing tangents he finally reaches the top only to remember something about his parents and he goes down
using the same giant peach to meet a girl who looks uncannily like Julia Child
and begins to sing with her I guess. Pretty much I think he returns home but who knows?
And everything his happy and a 5 year old kid has a girlfriend giretozoni